Why I’m Voting for Obama: Five Haikus
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View Article5 Tips for Suburban Kids Pretending to be from Chicago
As someone who was born and raised in Chicago (what up?!), it boils my blood that kids from the near suburbs claim that they are “from Chicago.” Just own up to the fact you are from Berwyn or Joliet or...
View ArticleA Line-by-Line Analysis of 2 Chainz’“Birthday Song”
If you’ve ever gotten caught up in the rap game like myself*, then you know how words can tragically get overlooked in favor of fancy beats and bass drops
View ArticleNUDM Diaries: A Block-by-Block First-Person Report on Dancer Sanity
From Block 4: "Thus I beat on, a boat against the current, borne back ceaselessly to dance"
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